The provided text appears to be a script or transcription of a YouTube video featuring a prank. The content is disjointed and difficult to follow, but it seems to involve a series of pranks and challenges. The narrator frequently addresses their partner and mentions various individuals, including a person named Edu, who is involved in the prank.
The narrator also references a goal of reaching 3 million subscribers and asks viewers to subscribe to their channel. Additionally, they mention a ransom demand of 150,000 or 56,000, which is likely part of the prank.
Throughout the text, the narrator jumps between different topics and scenarios, making it challenging to discern a clear narrative or plot. The tone is generally lighthearted and humorous, suggesting that the content is intended to be entertaining rather than serious.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker mentions the World Cup.
2. The speaker's partner is mentioned.
3. The speaker's name is mentioned as being in prime time.
4. The speaker mentions a painting where they are the boss.
5. The speaker is on the Edu channel.
6. The speaker is going to prank someone.
7. The speaker wants to reach 3 million subscribers on YouTube.
8. The speaker is counting on their viewers to help them reach this goal.
9. The speaker mentions a goal of 80 thousand likes.
10. The speaker asks viewers to subscribe to their channel.
11. The speaker mentions being a police officer.
12. The speaker mentions a person named Nelson.
13. The speaker mentions a person named Jean.
14. The speaker mentions a person named Viana and her daughter.
15. The speaker mentions a person named Pedro Ochôa Aldo.
16. The speaker mentions a ransom demand of 150 thousand reais.
17. The speaker mentions a deadline of four o'clock in the afternoon.
18. The speaker mentions a test or proof of something.
19. The speaker mentions a person named Martin.
20. The speaker mentions a person named Mallorca.
21. The speaker mentions a person named Kaká.
22. The speaker mentions a person named Cilic.
23. The speaker mentions a person named Cavaco Silva.
24. The speaker mentions the city of Paraguay.
25. The speaker mentions the river valley in the old west.
26. The speaker mentions a person named Vettel.
27. The speaker mentions a goal of 56 thousand in ransom.
28. The speaker mentions a person named Miguel.
29. The speaker mentions a person named Juno.
30. The speaker thanks their viewers for watching until the end of the video.