The speaker lists and criticizes various places they consider to be the "worst" to live in, including:
1. The United States, citing its chaos, closed-minded people, and gun violence.
2. 7-Eleven stores, due to the "janky" people who frequent them and the potential for robberies.
3. Bikini Bottom from SpongeBob SquarePants, describing it as frustrating and prone to destruction.
4. The Cars universe, where everything is a vehicle, making it difficult for humans to navigate and interact.
5. North Korea, which the speaker believes is self-explanatory as a bad place to live.
6. Gotham City from the Batman universe, due to its high crime rate and constant danger.
However, the speaker reserves their strongest criticism for England, which they describe as "uncivilized," "broken," and "barbaric." They mock England's education, society, technology, and culture, even going so far as to claim that the country is still in the "Stone Age." The speaker also expresses disdain for English customs, food, and language, ultimately concluding that England is the worst place of all.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator mentions several places as the worst to live, including the United States, 7-Eleven stores, Bikini Bottom, the Cars universe, North Korea, Gotham, and England.
2. The narrator lives in the United States and describes it as a "chaotic mess."
3. The narrator mentions that 7-Eleven stores are often robbed and attract "janky people," which can lower property values.
4. Bikini Bottom is a fictional city in the SpongeBob SquarePants universe and is described as a frustrating place to live due to the constant chaos and destruction.
5. The Cars universe is a fictional world where everyone is a car, and the narrator questions how a human would fit in.
6. North Korea is mentioned as a self-explanatory worst place to live.
7. Gotham is a fictional city in the DC Comics universe and is known for its high crime rate and constant danger.
8. The narrator has visited England and describes it as "uncivilized" and "broken."
9. The narrator criticizes England's education system, society, and technology.
10. The narrator mentions that England still has a monarch and that the food is unpalatable.
11. The narrator believes that England is not a modern country and that its people are still living in the past.
Note that some of these "facts" are actually opinions or subjective experiences, but I've tried to stick to the most objective statements.