SURRAS QUE JA TOMEI DA MINHA MÃE - Summary

Summary

The speaker shares a conversation with their mother, describing their childhood and her unorthodox punishment methods, which included using a PVC pipe for discipline. The speaker also talks about participating in a challenge where they can win prizes by downloading and sharing a video on WhatsApp. They promote their friend's channel and social media accounts, and invite viewers to follow them on Twitter and Instagram. Throughout the conversation, the speaker frequently changes topics and shares unrelated thoughts and anecdotes.

Facts

Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. The speaker's mother is described as being full of hate.
2. The speaker's mother was injured often and would sometimes have a cup of coffee.
3. The speaker mentions their mother's uncle, Pará.
4. The speaker's mother changed her hair.
5. The speaker mentions a person named Nana who hasn't woken up yet.
6. The speaker's mother is trying to get a prize for their daughter.
7. The speaker's mother wants a 15-centimeter cousin.
8. There is a Christmas promotion with prizes including a PS4, JBL, and Google Play card.
9. The speaker's mother is taking a course at Senai.
10. The speaker mentions a person named Airton who will share a brand.
11. The speaker is trying to find and share good neighbors.
12. The speaker mentions a person named Kate.
13. The speaker's mother is reminding them that they failed six subjects in school.
14. The speaker's mother has a system of punishment using PVC pipes.
15. The speaker's mother would give them a pipe for each mistake they made.
16. The speaker's mother would exchange punishments for good behavior.
17. The speaker mentions a party where their mother danced.
18. The speaker's mother would hit them with a pipe if they answered a question incorrectly.
19. The speaker's mother had a thick pipe for severe punishments.
20. The speaker mentions a person named Gattaz.
21. The speaker's mother would make them play the guitar as punishment.
22. The speaker's mother arrived home unexpectedly and found them playing the guitar.
23. The speaker mentions a shopping center bar.
24. The speaker's mother would flush a giant cosan from the toilet as punishment.
25. The speaker's mother would use a pipe to punish them if they didn't flush the toilet properly.
26. The speaker is promoting a challenge with prizes, including a cell phone and a JPL.
27. The speaker will deliver gifts to participants on December 16th.
28. The speaker mentions a person named Mali and a channel called Big Piranha.
29. The speaker is posting videos on Twitter and Instagram.

Note: These facts are based on the provided text and may not be a comprehensive or accurate representation of the speaker's life or experiences.