The narrator and his friend Adam attempt to explore a closed theme park in Scotland. They climb a roller coaster and explore the abandoned park, avoiding security guards and cameras. After a while, they decide to leave and go to a nearby Toby Carvery restaurant for food. However, while they're eating, they're approached by two men who claim to be the owners of the theme park. The owners warn them not to enter the park, but the narrator and Adam reveal that they've already explored the park. Despite this, the owners are friendly and polite, and the narrator and Adam continue their day, planning to visit another theme park.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The location is in Scotland.
2. The group of people, including the narrator, are trying to explore an abandoned or closed theme park.
3. They notice a lot of workers and security guards around the area.
4. They decide to climb up a roller coaster and explore the park despite the warnings.
5. There are security cameras and guards around the park, but they don't seem to be actively monitoring the area.
6. The group also visits a water park and a trampoline area within the theme park.
7. They meet a kid who claims his grandfather owns the place and is allowed to bounce on the trampolines.
8. The group decides to eat at a nearby Toby Carvery restaurant.
9. The owners of the theme park, who are also the owners of the nearby land, approach the group and warn them not to enter the park.
10. The owners mention that they have dogs in the park and it will be an unpleasant experience if the group tries to enter.
11. The group decides to leave the area and plans to visit another theme park, which is 50 minutes away.