The given text appears to be a humorous compilation of various anecdotes and jokes about teachers, students, and the educational system. It includes stories of teachers being "extra" and petty, students trying to cheat or being lazy, and humorous observations about the classroom environment. Some examples include a teacher bringing a coffin to class, a student drawing a ninja to prevent a bad grade, and a teacher attaching a calculator to a brick to prevent theft. The text also includes jokes about word problems, hall passes, and a teacher's snarky comments. Overall, the text is lighthearted and playful, poking fun at the quirks and absurdities of the educational system.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. A teacher brought a coffin to class because the test scores were "dead".
2. A student was caught cheating on a test and every single question had the wrong number.
3. A teacher attached a calculator to a brick to prevent it from being stolen.
4. A student drew a ninja on their exam to prevent a low grade.
5. A teacher wrote a note on a student's paper saying "I quit" because they couldn't read the handwriting.
6. A teacher created a missing poster for a student who didn't show up to class.
7. A teacher dressed up as a Lego man for Halloween.
8. A teacher wrote a word problem involving Justin Bieber being thrown off a cliff.
9. A teacher used a globe as a hall pass for students.
10. A teacher kept a tally of how many students got injured during a science experiment.