The speaker, Glinka, claims to have attended an Apple presentation in the United States, where he was reportedly invited by Tim Cook himself. He shows his airport ticket and a badge as proof of attendance. Glinka then reviews Apple's new products, including the iPhone, iPad, and Apple Watch, expressing disappointment and skepticism about their "innovations". He criticizes the lack of significant updates and the high prices of the new devices, suggesting that they are not worth the cost. He also promotes a GTA 5 RP server and makes sarcastic comments about Apple's new features, such as the always-on screen on the Apple Watch and the new camera on the iPhone. Overall, Glinka's tone is humorous and critical, implying that Apple has lost its innovative edge.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The author, Glinka, recently returned from the United States where they attended an Apple presentation.
2. Glinka claims to have received a personal invitation from Tim Cook to attend the presentation.
3. The author has a collection of Apple devices, including an iPad, MacBook, and Apple Watch.
4. Glinka attended the Apple presentation and got to touch the new iPhone Pro.
5. The author took the new iPhone Pro from the presentation by cutting it free from its display stand.
6. The new iPhone Pro has a splash screen that was shown at the presentation.
7. Glinka mentions that they were sponsored by a company to make the trip to the Apple presentation.
8. The author discusses the new features of the Apple Watch, including a compass and emergency calling in 150 countries.
9. The new iPad has a 10.2-inch retina display, supports the stylus and keyboard, but lacks innovation.
10. The new iPhone has two new colors, a second camera, and support for Dolby Atmos.
11. The author is skeptical about the need for the new features and processors in the latest Apple devices.
12. The new iPhone has a third camera that allows for ultra-wide-angle photos.
13. The author believes that the design of the new iPhone's back cover is unattractive.
14. The starting prices for the new iPhone have not changed compared to last year's model.