A person reviews a 7-day emergency food kit called "Ribéry Cool Wise Smart Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha" that costs around $60-$70. The kit includes various meals, drinks, and desserts, such as apple cinnamon hot cereal, yogurt, rice and beans, pasta alfredo, and more. The reviewer is initially skeptical but finds most of the meals to be surprisingly good, especially the pasta alfredo. They note that while the food may not be gourmet, it's perfect for emergency situations. The reviewer also mentions that the kit is designed for one person and that it's not meant to be a long-term solution, but rather a temporary fix in case of an emergency.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The pandemic started a year ago.
2. Many companies have created new mask businesses.
3. The speaker is reviewing a box of emergency food from a company.
4. The box contains 128 servings of food.
5. The servings are packaged in 20 bags.
6. The food is designed to be prepared by adding water.
7. The box includes a variety of meals, including breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.
8. The meals include options such as hot cereal, yogurt, rice and beans, pasta, and drinks.
9. The speaker is testing the food with their family.
10. The food is designed to be used in emergency situations, such as natural disasters or the apocalypse.
11. The speaker is reviewing the food's taste, texture, and preparation instructions.
12. The food can be stored for up to 25 years.
13. The box is designed to sustain one person for seven days.
14. The speaker is from Mexico and mentions various Mexican foods and drinks.