The text appears to be a comedy routine where the speaker is making fun of a presidential debate in Brazil. The speaker dresses up as a priest and pokes fun at the candidates, particularly Bolsonaro and Lula. The comedian talks about how a fake priest was a breath of fresh air in the debate, even though he wasn't actually a priest. The comedian jokes about the priest's age, appearance, and behavior, as well as the other candidates' performances.
The comedian also makes fun of the debate's format, the moderators, and the questions asked. The comedian jokes about the Amazon rainforest, the environment, and the candidates' responses to these topics. The comedian also pokes fun at the candidates' statistics and facts, saying they are often incorrect.
Throughout the routine, the comedian uses wordplay, sarcasm, and irony to critique the candidates and the debate. The comedian also makes fun of themselves, joking about their own appearance and performance.
The comedian concludes the routine by thanking the audience and taking off their priest costume, which they claim was held together with masking tape.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker mentions a presidential debate that did not occur.
2. The speaker talks about a person dressed as a priest who made them laugh.
3. The speaker mentions a person named Bolsonaro.
4. The speaker mentions a person named Lula.
5. The speaker says the person dressed as a priest is 45 years old.
6. The speaker mentions a person named Ana Maria Braga.
7. The speaker talks about a debate where a person named William Bonner was present.
8. The speaker mentions a person named José de Anchieta.
9. The speaker talks about the Amazon rainforest and its destruction.
10. The speaker mentions a person named Soraia Tronic who said there are 150 million orphans in Brazil.
11. The speaker talks about a Spider-Man movie.
12. The speaker mentions a person who is quadriplegic and is a deputy.
13. The speaker forgives themselves and says they prepared new jokes for the audience.
14. The speaker mentions Father Marcelo and Jorge Aragão.