The article discusses the movie Black Adam, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The author is critical of the film, calling it "toxic" and stating that it has a poor plot, clichéd characters, and too many references to other movies. The article also mocks the film's dialogue, acting, and the fact that it tries to be like Marvel movies.
The author summarizes the plot, which involves Black Adam (Johnson) being awakened and gaining powers, then becoming a hero to a young boy named Amón. However, the author notes that the film's attempt to make Black Adam a complex character falls flat, and that the movie's themes of colonialism and power are not well-executed.
The article also pokes fun at the film's over-the-top action sequences, including a scene where Black Adam fights the villain Sabbac. The author notes that the film's climax is predictable and that the death of a character, Doctor Fate, is unnecessary and illogical.
Overall, the article is a humorous and sarcastic critique of the movie Black Adam, with the author expressing frustration and disappointment with the film's poor quality.
1. The movie "Black Adam" is based on the DC Comics character.
2. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson plays the role of Black Adam.
3. The movie is set in the fictional land of Kahndaq in the Middle East.
4. Kahndaq is a kingdom that has prospered for years and is rich in a unique mineral.
5. A boy named Amón steals one of the magic stones, which leads to a series of events.
6. Amón is the son of an archaeologist and a revolutionary.
7. Black Adam is awakened and given the powers of Shazam.
8. Black Adam faces off against a villain who wants to steal the crown of Sabbac.
9. The villain's name is Ismael, and he kidnaps Amón's family to get the crown.
10. Black Adam saves the day with an explosion that destroys the place.
11. Ismael returns to life after being given the crown and is forced to face Black Adam again.
12. Black Adam breaks Ismael in half, ending the final battle.
13. The movie ends with Black Adam protecting Kahndaq from above.
14. The movie features a scene with Doctor Fate, who is one of the best-achieved characters in DC in the last 10 years.
15. Doctor Fate is killed in the movie due to forced character development.
16. Superman does not show up again despite an entire country being in danger.
17. The movie features a post-credits scene with Henry Cavill as Superman.
18. The movie is part of the DC Extended Universe.