The provided script appears to be a scene from a comedy or sitcom, likely involving a restaurant or kitchen setting. Here's a brief summary:
The scene involves a chef and his team preparing for a busy day. They discuss various menu items, including a "lion burger" and a "brain burger." The chef is enthusiastic about his creations, but one of his team members, Lev, seems skeptical.
Meanwhile, a new employee, Fedya, is introduced, and the team is surprised to learn that he has seven Michelin stars. However, Fedya's eccentric behavior and claims of being a master chef raise eyebrows.
Throughout the scene, there are various subplots and character interactions, including a discussion about a missing watch, a dwarf employee named Vadim, and a woman named Ksenia who is somehow involved with the restaurant.
The scene also includes a series of surreal and absurd moments, such as a character being hidden in a suitcase and a discussion about adding onion soup and brain soup to the menu.
Overall, the scene appears to be a comedic and lighthearted take on the culinary world, with a focus on the quirks and personalities of the characters involved.
Here are the facts from the text, without opinions and in short sentences:
1. Someone's watch has disappeared.
2. A person is accused of taking the watch.
3. The person denies taking the watch.
4. There is a discussion about a restaurant.
5. A chef is mentioned, who claims to have had seven Michelin stars.
6. A person named Lev Glebychik is mentioned.
7. A burger called the "Lion Burger" is mentioned.
8. A trick is suggested to serve burgers with red gloves.
9. A character named Ksenia is mentioned.
10. A person named Yulik is mentioned.
11. There is a discussion about a person who is drunk.
12. A person is told to return a watch they didn't take.
13. A character named Sofia is mentioned.
14. A person is accused of being a thief.
15. A character named Vadim is mentioned.
16. A person is told to apologize for their behavior.
17. A discussion takes place about a new burger idea, the "Brain Burger".
18. A character named Lisa is mentioned.
19. A person is told to leave because they are not needed.
20. A character named Valentina is mentioned.
21. A person is told to return to work.
22. A character named Oleg is mentioned.
23. A person is accused of flooding someone's apartment.
24. The police are mentioned.
25. A character named Alla is mentioned.
26. A person is told to be more careful.
27. A discussion takes place about a person's duties.
28. A character named Alexey is mentioned.
29. A person is told to stop flirting with a party.
30. A character named Lugu is mentioned.
31. A person is accused of not doing their job properly.
32. A discussion takes place about a spider.
33. A person is told to turn on a system.
34. A character named Malta is mentioned.
35. A person is told to wash their hands.
36. A character named Senya is mentioned.
37. A person is fired from their job.
38. A new chef is announced, who will be number 7.
39. A character is asked to clarify something.
40. A person is told to sit down and talk.
41. A character is compared to a terrorist.
42. A person is told they look like a pirate.
43. A character is mentioned as having been fired from their job.
Note that some of these facts may be mentioned multiple times in the text, but I have only listed each fact once.