LA VERITÉ SUR NOTRE RELATION !! - Summary

Summary

The provided text appears to be a transcript of an individual sharing various personal and intimate details about themselves. The speaker discusses their relationships, experiences with sex and intimacy, and shares several personal anecdotes. Some of the key points mentioned include:

* Never having kissed someone of the opposite sex until recently
* Being in a platonic relationship
* Never having drunk alcohol or been drunk
* Never having eaten certain unusual or exotic foods
* Never having had a car accident or gotten a ticket
* Sharing personal experiences with sex and intimacy, including frequency and preferences
* Discussing the importance of taking time and not rushing into physical relationships
* Sharing advice on sexting and the importance of waiting and being ready for physical intimacy

The speaker's tone is casual and conversational, and they seem to be sharing these intimate details in a effort to be open and honest with the audience.

Facts

1. The speaker has never kissed someone of the opposite sex.
2. The speaker's last relationship was two years ago and it lasted for two years.
3. The speaker has never had a car accident.
4. The speaker has never eaten something that had fallen on the ground.
5. The speaker has never had sex with someone who was over ten years older.
6. The speaker has never slept with the same person as one of their friends.
7. The speaker has never done a particular activity (not specified) anywhere other than in a high school.
8. The speaker has never tried role-playing games.
9. The speaker has never had sex with someone after vomiting.
10. The speaker has never had sex with someone in the same room they are currently in.
11. The speaker has never flirted with people to win a bet.
12. The speaker has never sent a text message to someone they didn't know.
13. The speaker has never kissed someone of the same sex.
14. The speaker has never lied to anyone.
15. The speaker has never imitated their parents' signature.
16. The speaker has never thrown food at someone's house.
17. The speaker has never cried in front of a film.
18. The speaker has never eaten disgusting or imported animal food.
19. The speaker has never masturbated more than five times in eight days.
20. The speaker has never had sex more than five times a day.
21. The speaker has never fantasized about someone in a certain water room.
22. The speaker has never been around more than one person at the same time.
23. The speaker has never tried cannabis or mushrooms.
24. The speaker has never vomited because of alcohol.
25. The speaker has never repeated a year at school.