The reviewer discusses the movie "Joshua and the Promised Land" and labels it as the worst animated film ever made. The reviewer criticizes the movie's animation, calling it "disgusting" and stating that the characters' designs are terrible, with poorly executed movements and glitches. The voice acting is also panned, with the reviewer stating that the actors are untalented and poorly directed.
The dialogue is criticized for being cheesy and poorly written, with the reviewer citing a line where a character says "Sometimes an 'O' means me" as an example of the movie's poor writing. The story is also criticized, with the reviewer stating that it takes the original story from the Bible and "craps all over it".
The reviewer also points out several technical issues, such as poor sound mixing and editing, and notes that the movie's creator, Jim Lyon, spent four years working on the film, but still managed to produce a subpar product.
Overall, the reviewer concludes that "Joshua and the Promised Land" is a terrible movie that fails in nearly every category, and is even worse than "Leo the Lion", which the reviewer had previously reviewed and criticized.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The movie "Joshua and the Promised Land" was made by Jim Lyon.
2. It took Jim Lyon 4 years to make the film.
3. The movie was released in 2004.
4. Jim Lyon worked on the film "The Summoned" in 1992.
5. Jim Lyon also worked as an animator on the film "Gorgeous Nights" in 2011.
6. The movie "Joshua and the Promised Land" is based on a story from the Bible.
7. The movie features a character named Joshua who is sent on a mission by God.
8. The movie includes a scene where Joshua and the Jews cross the Red Sea.
9. The movie features a character named Moses who is a leader of the Jews.
10. The movie includes a scene where Moses receives the Ten Commandments from God.
11. The movie features a character named Joshua who is sent as a spy to the city of Jericho.
12. The movie includes a scene where Joshua and the Jews march around the city of Jericho and blow trumpets.
13. The movie features a character named Joshua who has a sword fight with a lion's head.
14. The movie ends with Joshua returning home and having a meal with his parents.
15. The movie received negative reviews from the narrator.