The text is a comedic monologue about addiction, where the speaker shares their own experiences and observations about various types of addiction, including masturbation, marijuana, and technology. They poke fun at societal norms and expectations around addiction, highlighting the double standards and hypocrisies. The speaker also talks about their own addictions, including watching videos of dancing and karate, and shares humorous anecdotes about their experiences. Throughout the monologue, the speaker uses self-deprecation and witty remarks to keep the tone light and entertaining.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is talking about addictions.
2. The speaker mentions that they are addicted to jerking off.
3. The speaker claims to be married and still have this addiction.
4. The speaker says they are almost 30 years old and their hobby is jerking off.
5. The speaker mentions that they often do it with their left hand to make it look like someone else is doing it.
6. The speaker talks about a friend who is addicted to series.
7. The speaker mentions that they are also addicted to series.
8. The speaker says they were having sex with their girlfriend and thought about jerking off afterwards.
9. The speaker mentions that they are addicted to marijuana.
10. The speaker talks about a neighbor who is suspicious that they are smoking marijuana.
11. The speaker says they are dating a girl called Eva.
12. The speaker mentions that they are addicted to watching videos of funk dancing on Instagram.
13. The speaker says they watch these videos so much that they don't even get horny anymore.
14. The speaker talks about a video of a girl dancing that they watch repeatedly.
15. The speaker mentions that they are addicted to watching videos of karate.
16. The speaker says they can't date because of this addiction.
17. The speaker talks about a girl who sent them a nude photo.
18. The speaker says they can control their addiction, but their body can't.
19. The speaker mentions that they are addicted to eating chocolate.
20. The speaker talks about an Easter Bunny that delivers chocolate.
21. The speaker says they have a great view of the city from their room.
22. The speaker mentions that they are aware of their addictions.
23. The speaker talks about a story involving the god of the future and the god of the present.
24. The speaker says they went to smoke with some friends and had a conversation about god.
25. The speaker mentions that they thought they deleted something, but it's not clear what it is.