The text appears to be a video script where the author is sharing their personal ranking of the top 9 zombie movies. The author starts by sharing how their love for zombie movies began after watching "Return of the Living Dead III" at the age of 9.
The author then proceeds to rank their favorite zombie movies, starting with the 9th place, which is "The Return of the Living Dead I". They share their thoughts and experiences with each movie, including "REC", "Shaun of the Dead", "Train to Busan", "Braindead", "Return of the Living Dead II", "Dawn of the Dead" (both the original and the remake), and "Night of the Living Dead".
The author's number one favorite zombie movie is "Planet Terror", directed by Robert Rodriguez, which they discovered after learning that Rodriguez also directed "Desperado", a movie they enjoyed watching on TV.
Throughout the script, the author shares personal anecdotes, jokes, and opinions about each movie, as well as some background information about the directors and the making of the films.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The narrator was given a pirate VHS cassette of the movie "Return of the Living Dead III" by his uncle Chirola in 1995.
2. The narrator was 9 years old when he first watched the movie.
3. The narrator recorded "Back to the Future II" over the VHS cassette of "Return of the Living Dead III".
4. The narrator's love and fear of zombies was born after watching "Return of the Living Dead III".
5. The narrator's friend Santiago Piñeyro introduced him to the movie "Old Boy" and South Korean cinema.
6. The narrator discovered the movie "Train to Busan" and became a fan of South Korean movies.
7. The narrator watched the movie "Desperado" on TELEFE and discovered the director Robert Rodriguez.
8. Robert Rodriguez also directed the movie "Planet Terror", which became the narrator's favorite zombie movie.
9. The movie "Planet Terror" features a machine gun-legged girl and was released in 2007.
10. The narrator considers "Dawn of the Dead" to be one of the best zombie movies.
11. The narrator recommends the movies "Pet Sematary" and "Re-Animator" but did not include them in his zombie movie ranking.
12. The narrator's ranking of zombie movies includes "The Return of the Living Dead I", "REC", "Shaun of the Dead", "Train to Busan", "Braindead", "Return of the Living Dead II", "Dawn of the Dead", "Night of the Living Dead", and "Planet Terror".
13. The narrator watched the movie "Baby's Day Out" 234 times.
14. The narrator watched the movie "The Sandlot" 380 times.
15. The narrator watched the movie "The Beverly Hillbillies" 156 times.
16. The narrator considers "Cannibal Holocaust" to be a great movie but hates the found footage format.
17. The narrator recommends the movies "Hide and Seek", "Hot Fuzz", "The World's End", "Veronica", and "La Abuela".
18. The narrator does not like the movie "From Dusk Till Dawn" but recommends it.
19. The narrator's friend Casper introduced him to the movie "Dawn of the Dead".
20. The narrator considers "Night of the Living Dead" to be a perfect zombie movie.
21. The narrator recommends the movies "Day of the Dead" and "Land of the Dead" by George Romero.
22. The narrator does not like the remake of "Night of the Living Dead" but considers it to be very good.
23. The narrator's favorite zombie movie is "Planet Terror" directed by Robert Rodriguez.