The text appears to be a transcript of a car video featuring two people, Nick and Chris, reading and reacting to anonymous confessions. They discuss various confessions, including a person who lied about being pregnant, a child who kicked another kid in the face, and a person who thought earwax was peanut butter and sucked on their finger. The hosts also share their own experiences and opinions, and at the end, they thank Toyota for the car they are using and invite viewers to share their thoughts on the video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has fake tattoos from CVS.
2. It's been four months since they did an anonymous confessions video.
3. The speaker's parents are divorced.
4. The speaker's mom thinks they're at their dad's house, and their dad thinks they're at their mom's house.
5. The speaker is actually in another country.
6. The speaker and their brother got iPads for their birthday.
7. The speaker's brother didn't snitch when the speaker broke his iPad.
8. The speaker's parents didn't know about the broken iPad.
9. The speaker remembers a petting zoo visiting their school and bringing animals, including a flying squirrel.
10. The speaker's friend held up a flying squirrel, and it jumped.
11. The speaker had a crush on their best friend and wrote a confession on a wall at school.
12. The confession was not signed, and another girl took credit for it.
13. The speaker's friend and the girl who took credit for the confession are now boyfriend and girlfriend.
14. The speaker didn't confess their feelings to their friend.
15. A girl made up a story about her mom being pregnant and gave updates to her friend's mom.
16. The girl's friend's mom asked her mom about the pregnancy, and the girl got caught lying.
17. The girl lied because she wanted to be interesting.
18. A person used a Ouija board and moved the planchette to make it seem like a spirit was moving it.
19. The person's friends started to experience strange and unexplainable things.
20. A person faked having a fever by wrapping themselves in blankets and sweating.
21. The person's temperature was actually low, not high.
22. A person thought earwax was peanut butter and sucked on their finger after getting earwax on it.
23. A person made a box with couch cushions and ate grapes with their toes.
24. The video is sponsored by Toyota.
25. The speakers will be back with a vlog on Wednesday and another video on Friday.
26. The speakers want to know what their viewers want to do on Friday.
27. The speakers' YouTube video ideas come from their viewers.
28. The speakers will see their viewers next Wednesday and Friday.