The narrator, James Agee, is doing a "kill count" for the movie "Alien vs. Predator: Requiem". He provides a detailed breakdown of the various kills throughout the movie, including the victims of the xenomorphs and the Predator. The movie takes place in a small Colorado town where a Predator ship has crashed, releasing facehuggers that attach to humans and create more xenomorphs. The Predator, named Wolf, is hunting down the xenomorphs and the hybrid "Predalien". The movie's climax features a nuclear bomb being dropped on the town, killing 42 people. The narrator counts a total of 78 kills, with 23 human males, 8 human females, 4 Predators, and 1 Predalien. He awards the "Golden Chainsaw" for coolest kill to Jessie's death and the "Dahl Machete" for lamest kill to the bodies found in the hospital.
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1. The movie "Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem" was released in 2007.
2. The movie takes place immediately after the first "Aliens vs. Predator" movie.
3. The story moves from Antarctica to a town in Middle America.
4. The movie has a higher level of gore and violence compared to the first "Aliens vs. Predator" movie.
5. The Unrated version of the movie is used for the kill count.
6. The movie's darkest scenes make it hard to see what's happening.
7. The movie begins with the Predator spaceship crashing back to Earth.
8. The Predator, named Bull, makes a phone call before being killed by the Alien.
9. The facehuggers escape and attach themselves to a father and son who are hunting in the woods.
10. The father and son are killed by the chest bursters.
11. A Predator, named Wolf, is sent to Earth to deal with the situation.
12. Wolf is named after Harvey Keitel's character in "Pulp Fiction".
13. Wolf uses a blue juice to dispose of evidence and clean up the bodies.
14. The movie introduces several human characters, including Sheriff Eddie Morales, Dallas, Ricky, Jesse, and Kelly.
15. The humans are unaware of the Alien and Predator threat until later in the movie.
16. The Alien and Predator fight each other, causing chaos and destruction in the town.
17. The National Guard is called in to deal with the situation, but they are largely ineffective.
18. The Colonel in charge of the National Guard operation decides to nuke the town to contain the Alien threat.
19. The nuke kills 42 people, including Sheriff Eddie Morales, Darcy, and the Predator.
20. The survivors, including Kelly, Molly, Ricky, and Dallas, escape the town in a helicopter.
21. The movie ends with the survivors being surrounded by Army personnel, and Colonel Stevens presenting the plasma pistols to a woman revealed to be Mizutani.
22. The final kill count is 78, including 42 humans, 4 Predators, and 1 Predalien.
23. The movie has a runtime of 101 minutes, with a kill every 1.9 minutes on average.