The text appears to be a video game or simulation walkthrough, with the narrator playing as Thor. The story begins with Thor needing to defeat Hela, but he doesn't have enough power. He receives a call from an unknown person who tells him to upgrade his suit and participate in a fighting match to win money. Thor trains with a coach, destroys cars to collect money, and eventually wins the fighting match to earn $80,000.
He then participates in a RAM challenge, where he must navigate an obstacle course, and wins $400,000. With this money, he buys a new suit and receives a call from the same unknown person, who tells him that Locky has been kidnapped by the Destroyer. Thor must defeat the Destroyer to save Locky and earn more money.
After defeating the Destroyer, Thor receives $1 million and buys an even better suit. He then goes to defeat Hela, who has turned people into zombies. Thor kills Hela multiple times, earning more money each time, and eventually accumulates $5 million. With this money, he buys the "Golden Thor" suit, which gives him the power to defeat Hela once and for all.
Throughout the walkthrough, the narrator provides commentary on the gameplay, noting the challenges and obstacles that Thor faces, as well as the rewards and upgrades he receives.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator is talking to someone named Thor.
2. Thor is asked to help with a task, but he is hesitant because he wants to go on a date with Jane.
3. Thor is told that he can't defeat Hela, a villain, because he has lost his powers.
4. Thor is given a suit by someone to help him defeat Hela.
5. The narrator and Thor are involved in a car chase with police.
6. They stop a bus that has been taken over by villains and rescue the bank manager.
7. They receive a reward of $40,000 for stopping the bus.
8. The narrator and Thor use the money to buy a new suit and upgrade their powers.
9. They participate in a fighting competition and win a prize of $80,000.
10. They use the money to buy another new suit and upgrade their powers again.
11. They participate in a RAM challenge and win a prize of $400,000.
12. They use the money to buy a new suit and upgrade their powers once more.
13. They receive a call from someone who tells them that Locky has been kidnapped by the Destroyer.
14. They go to rescue Locky and defeat the Destroyer, receiving a reward of $1 million.
15. They use the money to buy a new suit and upgrade their powers again.
16. They go to defeat Hela, who has turned people into zombies.
17. They kill Hela and receive a reward of $1 million.
18. They buy a portal to reach Hela and kill her again, receiving another reward.
Note that some of these "facts" may be part of a fictional story or game, and may not be meant to be taken literally.