This is a summary of the provided text:
The text appears to be a transcript or description of a video or podcast episode where various topics and services are discussed. It covers a wide range of subjects, including a snail race with content creators, getting a haircut recommendation through Photoshop, receiving a custom K-pop song, and learning how to communicate with animals for a fee. The tone seems humorous and informal, with the speaker expressing opinions and reactions throughout the text.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text mentions a snail race competition sponsored by known content creators.
2. There is a person who can create K-pop songs, including lyrics and music.
3. The text discusses getting a haircut recommendation using Photoshop.
4. The author received photos retouched for a dating app profile.
5. The author considered using the photos with retouching for their dating profile.
6. The author mentions their height as 1.88 meters or 1.73 meters in their dating bio.