The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video featuring a person who shares various thoughts, stories, and jokes in a seemingly unstructured and humorous manner. The content includes:
* The speaker talking about a surprise party that didn't happen and how they were surprised that there was no surprise.
* Sharing a story about a girl who is described as ugly and how she wants to date the speaker.
* Discussing how everyone has a little madness and sharing a personal anecdote about imitating a child's voice.
* Talking about their family and how they think the speaker is crazy.
* Sharing a story about being in church and wanting to sing, but being told not to.
* Discussing how they think people are pretending to be someone they're not, and how it's exhausting to keep up a persona.
* Promoting their YouTube channel and asking viewers to subscribe and like their videos.
Overall, the content is light-hearted and humorous, with the speaker sharing various thoughts and stories in a conversational tone.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is 25 years old.
2. The speaker has never had a birthday party.
3. The speaker is planning to travel to Lagoa.
4. The speaker's family lives in Lagoa and Rondônia.
5. The speaker mentions a cat named Kitty.
6. The speaker has a channel on the street called "House da Luz".
7. The speaker has a video that has almost 1 million views.
8. The speaker mentions a person named Danilo.
9. The speaker mentions a person named Márcia.
10. The speaker talks about a party that was supposed to happen on the 30th, but it didn't happen.
11. The speaker mentions a person who said they would give them a cake, but it didn't happen.
12. The speaker talks about a surprise that didn't happen.
13. The speaker mentions a person who said they would have a birthday party for them, but it didn't happen.
14. The speaker talks about a person who is going to travel to Rio de Janeiro.