The provided text appears to be a humorous monologue or vlog by a Russian content creator named Max Maximov. The content is a mix of jokes, anecdotes, and observations on various topics, including:
* Childhood memories and games
* Food and eating habits
* Technology and social media
* School and learning
* Relationships and dating
* Animals and wildlife
* Travel and exploration
* Space and science
* Everyday life and observations
The tone is lighthearted and comedic, with Max often making witty remarks and sarcastic comments about the topics he discusses. He also engages with his audience, asking them to share their thoughts and opinions on certain topics. Throughout the monologue, Max promotes his channel and encourages viewers to subscribe and watch his other videos.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The author's name is Max, and he has a YouTube channel called Max Maximov.
2. The author is Russian and mentions various Russian-related topics, such as VKontakte (a Russian social media platform) and Russian airlines.
3. The author mentions that his parents want him to get a red diploma, which is a type of academic achievement in Russia.
4. The author talks about a new laptop from Huawei that has a webcam that can be closed until needed.
5. The author mentions that Elon Musk said that if his work were done by people from Russia, everything would have been done long ago.
6. The author talks about a colorblind person who solved a Rubik's cube in a few seconds.
7. The author mentions that he has never played Pokémon.
8. The author talks about a nursery of chicken animals and mentions that he has a personal VKontakte account.
9. The author mentions that he is 15 years old and that he has been preparing for a flight for a long time.
10. The author mentions that he wants to build a treehouse on a piece of land he hopes to buy someday.
11. The author mentions that he has a lot of unanswered messages on his VKontakte account.
12. The author talks about a situation where someone's tickets were not valid, and they had to leave a plane.
13. The author mentions that he likes Nicolas Cage and thinks he is a talented actor.
14. The author talks about a cat that has its own business selling parrots.
15. The author mentions that he wants to open a store selling parrots.
16. The author talks about a ghost rider and flying, and mentions that he is "bombed" because of it.
17. The author mentions that he has a lot of videos on his channel and that he rarely does vlogs.
18. The author talks about a situation where someone repeated a joke he made, and everyone laughed.
19. The author mentions that he wants to make his viewers smile and asks them to like and subscribe to his channel.
20. The author ends his video by thanking his viewers and wishing them success.
Note: Some of these "facts" may be jokes or humorous anecdotes, but I've tried to extract the most concrete and factual information from the text.