The text appears to be a transcript of a comedic monologue or stand-up comedy set, likely from a Brazilian comedian. The comedian talks about Father's Day, sharing personal anecdotes and humorous observations about his own father and his experiences as a new father himself.
The comedian reminisces about his childhood, describing his father as a strict but loving figure who was always in control. He shares funny stories about his father's antics, such as his obsession with watching Palmeiras games on TV and his tendency to fall asleep on the sofa.
The comedian also pokes fun at societal norms and expectations around Father's Day, noting that men are often expected to be providers and authority figures, but may not always receive the recognition they deserve.
Throughout the monologue, the comedian uses humor and self-deprecation to explore themes of family, fatherhood, and identity. The tone is lighthearted and playful, with a touch of irreverence and sarcasm.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker's friend, Felipe, has become a father for the third time.
2. The speaker is the godfather of Felipe's daughter.
3. The speaker's father had the mumps when the speaker was a child and didn't take care of it.
4. The speaker's father didn't attend their eighth birthday party.
5. The speaker's father has a habit of falling asleep on the sofa and snoring.
6. The speaker's father is a fan of Palmeiras, a Brazilian soccer team.
7. The speaker's father is 89 years old.
8. The speaker's mother is also a parent, and the speaker has a complicated relationship with their parents.
9. The speaker became a father themselves after a video of them went viral on the internet.
10. The speaker's daughter is young and sleeps in a crib.
11. The speaker's wife is often bothered by the speaker's behavior as a "computer parent."
12. The speaker has a lot of anger towards their father, who left when the speaker was eight years old and didn't return for three months.
13. The speaker's father has a habit of taking naps on the sofa and not admitting to being asleep.
14. The speaker's mother often talks about their father and the speaker's complicated relationship with them.