A family, including a young boy named Pumpkin, is visited by two bumbling robbers who threaten to steal their belongings. However, instead of being menacing, the robbers are comically inept and end up getting hurt and apologizing. The family then turns the tables on the robbers and demands 50 lakhs in exchange for not turning them in to the police.
The story then shifts to the boy's daily life, where he is scolded by his parents for failing his exams and is told to go to school. However, he is reluctant to go and tries to come up with excuses.
After a series of misadventures, the family receives a surprise visit from a bus driver who claims to be taking them to the airport to fly to Dubai. However, the boy is hesitant to go and tries to come up with excuses again.
The story then takes a surreal turn, with the boy and his friends climbing a tower to escape a pursuing grandmother who wants to eat them. They eventually escape on a helicopter, but not before the boy demands to be fed 1500 juice shells and laddus as an apology for not being included in the initial escape.
The story ends with the family watching TV and looking forward to watching a cricket match between India and Pakistan.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Two robbers, referred to as "dacoits," plan to rob a house.
2. The robbers are armed with big guns.
3. The robbers break into the house and start causing chaos.
4. The family members hide and try to come up with a plan to deal with the robbers.
5. The robbers demand 50 lakh rupees from the family in exchange for not harming them.
6. The family agrees to give the robbers the money, but only if they leave peacefully.
7. The robbers eventually fall asleep, and the family takes advantage of the situation to catch them.
8. The family decides to punish the robbers by giving them a taste of their own medicine.
9. The robbers are forced to eat a spicy dish as punishment.
10. The family then decides to sell the robbers' belongings to make up for the losses they incurred.
11. A young boy named Pumpkin Paddu comes up with a plan to sell a TV to a customer for 10,000 rupees.
12. The customer agrees to buy the TV, but only if it has a certain feature that automatically turns it off when the power goes out.
13. Pumpkin Paddu convinces the customer that the TV has this feature, and the customer agrees to buy it.
14. The family uses the money from the sale of the TV to buy food and other essentials.
15. Pumpkin Paddu's father decides to become a businessman and start selling electronics.
16. The family's fortunes change, and they become wealthy.
17. Pumpkin Paddu and his brother are sent to a new school in Dubai.
18. The brothers get into various misadventures, including escaping from a helicopter and outsmarting a villainous grandmother.
19. The brothers return home and find that their father has become a successful businessman.
20. The family celebrates their good fortune by watching TV and enjoying each other's company.
Please note that some of the facts may be mentioned multiple times in the text, but I have only listed each fact once in the above list.