The text is a comedic commentary on a list of unusual inventions that the speaker wishes existed. These inventions range from a circular shower that rinses from every angle to a toilet seat with a pedal, and a vending machine that limits the user's daily junk food intake. Other ideas include a coffin-shaped bed for gamers, a treadmill with a built-in laptop, a spray-on wrapping paper, and a personal vending machine that dispenses only one item per day. The speaker also jokes about a chair made of pages, a levitating chauffeur, and an extension cord that lies flat on the ground. The commentary is lighthearted and humorous, with the speaker expressing enthusiasm and surprise at the creativity of the inventions.
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1. A circular shower that rinses the user from every angle is proposed as an invention.
2. Electromagnetic dumbbells that adjust their weight automatically are suggested.
3. A highlighter that fades in six months is proposed to allow for reuse of textbooks.
4. Shoes that turn into shelters are suggested as a potential invention.
5. A hamper washer/dryer all-in-one unit is proposed.
6. A hybrid date and stapler gadget is suggested as a useful tool for teachers.
7. A towel rack that dries and disinfects towels is proposed.
8. A reverse microwave that makes things cold fast is suggested.
9. Different types of car horns, including polite, angry, and sorry horns, are proposed.
10. Computer screens with built-in vitamin D are suggested to help people who spend a lot of time indoors.
11. A water sterilizer for cleaning fruits and vegetables is proposed.
12. A floor plan light switch that allows users to control lights in different rooms remotely is suggested.
13. A coffee table that catches spills and puts them back into cups is proposed.
14. A solar-powered AC that cools cars while they are parked in the sun is suggested.
15. An "oops" button on elevators that allows users to cancel their floor selection is proposed.
16. Prom dresses with matching ties are suggested as a cute idea.
17. A treadmill with a built-in laptop is proposed.
18. Spray-on wrapping paper that makes it easy to wrap gifts is suggested.
19. A transparent hole punch that makes it easier to punch holes in papers is proposed.
20. Waterproof books that can be read in the shower or pool are suggested.
21. A toaster with a clear window that allows users to see their toast while it's toasting is proposed.
22. A personal vending machine that limits the number of items users can purchase per day is suggested.
23. A toilet seat with a pedal is proposed as a more hygienic option.
24. A washer and dryer with text notifications that alert users when their laundry is done is suggested.
25. A mirror that saves past reflections is proposed as a way to track fitness and skin health progress.
26. Cell phone companies are asked to add an "unsend" option for texts.
27. A pizza delivery car that operates like an ice cream truck is suggested.
28. A movie rating system based on how awkward it is to watch with parents is proposed.
29. Facebook is asked to add a "break up" feature that removes all connections to an ex.
30. A way to text sarcastically, such as a sarcastic font, is suggested.
31. A safety app that allows users to alert authorities to potential danger without calling 911 is proposed.
32. A chair made of pages is suggested as a unique and potentially comfortable seating option.
33. A levitating chauffeur that stays put via a giant magnet is proposed as a luxurious and comfortable seating option.
34. An extension cord that lies flat on the ground to prevent tripping is suggested.
35. Bath stones that keep water warm for a long time are proposed.
36. A gadget that converts chalk doesn't into new pieces of chalk is suggested.
37. A memory phone chair that feels like floating on air is proposed.
38. A toothbrush that doubles as a dog toy is suggested as a way to trick dogs into letting their owners brush their teeth.