The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video or audio recording, possibly from a YouTube video or podcast. The content is not well-structured, and it seems to be a mix of personal conversations, storytelling, and promotional messages.
The speaker discusses various topics, including:
1. A Kruzak ( possibly a car or vehicle) and its features.
2. A Radmir RolePlay game, where the speaker invites viewers to join and provides instructions on how to register and play.
3. A personal story about a car being stuck in the mud and the process of getting it out.
4. A promotional message for a Champions League final match between PSG and Bayern.
5. A conversation about buying a new car, possibly a SUV, and discussing prices and features.
6. A personal story about exchanging a sedan for an SUV and asking viewers to guess the type of car.
7. A conversation with "Uncle Vitya" about a situation that requires help and assistance.
The speaker also engages in casual conversations, makes jokes, and uses colloquial expressions. The tone is informal, and the language is conversational.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The author is participating in a video game called Radmir RolePlay.
2. The author is playing on the tenth server in the Ministry of Emergency Situations organization.
3. The author is a sergeant in the game and is inviting others to join them.
4. To play the game, one needs to download the Radmir launcher and follow the instructions.
5. The author is offering a promotional code for new players to get bonuses.
6. The author mentions a character named Antokha who wants to be a security guard in Auchan.
7. The author is driving a virtual car called a Kruzak.
8. The author gets stuck in a dead end and needs to be pulled out.
9. The author talks to someone named Roman about their car and its problems.
10. The author mentions a Champions League final match between PSG and Bayern.
11. The author is rooting for Bayern and invites others to support their favorite team.
12. The author mentions a character named Tyoma Seryoga who rules his own service and has a Pajero.
13. The author talks about buying a car and mentions prices ranging from one and a half to two million.
14. The author exchanges their Lancer for a new car and asks viewers to guess what kind of car it is.
15. The author mentions someone named Uncle Vitya who comes to visit them on foot.
16. The author has a conversation with Uncle Vitya about needing help with a situation.
17. The situation involves a blocked border and people who have left or been bypassed.