The text appears to be a transcript of a comedy show or stand-up routine. The comedian talks about various topics, including:
* A special guest who is a pioneer of stand-up comedy
* Jokes about fetishes, including having sex in strange places, biting, and golden showers
* Stories about the comedian's personal life, including their marriage and experiences with sex
* Jokes about celebrities, including Roberto Carlos and Rihanna
* A discussion about the concept of a "golden shower" and how some people might not understand it
* A story about the comedian's aunt and her golden shower
* Jokes about foot fetishes and the comedian's own experiences with foot pain
* A shoutout to Rafinha Bastos and a promotion for the comedian's new comedy special.
Overall, the tone of the text is lighthearted and humorous, with the comedian using self-deprecation and witty one-liners to poke fun at themselves and various topics.
1. The speaker mentions that they have been married for 13 years.
2. The speaker talks about their experience with fetishes.
3. The speaker shares a story about having sex with a Japanese woman while in Japan.
4. The speaker mentions that Rihanna said she likes sex in the style of "50 Shades of Grey".
5. The speaker talks about Roberto Carlos's alleged fetish.
6. The speaker mentions that they have a channel on which they post comedy content.
7. The speaker mentions that they have won a prize with their friends for their channel.
8. The speaker asks viewers to subscribe to their channel and leave a like.
9. The speaker mentions that a new comedy special is available, recorded in Curitiba.