The text appears to be a transcript of a comedic monologue or stand-up comedy routine about birthdays. The speaker shares personal anecdotes and observations about birthdays, including how people tend to forget others' birthdays, especially if they don't have Facebook. They also talk about how birthdays have changed over time, with more emphasis on celebrations and less on the actual person being celebrated.
The speaker shares a story about a poor family's birthday party, where they made their own cake and didn't have many decorations. They also talk about how people often get annoyed when others sing "Happy Birthday" in public, and how some people don't even remember their own birthdays.
The speaker also shares a personal story about their 8th birthday, where their parents got into an argument, and how that birthday was the most memorable one for them. They also talk about how people often get drunk on their birthdays and don't remember the celebration.
Throughout the monologue, the speaker uses humor and satire to poke fun at the way people celebrate birthdays and the societal expectations surrounding them. They also share some personal anecdotes and observations about relationships, marriage, and growing older.
Overall, the monologue is a lighthearted and comedic take on birthdays and the way people celebrate them.
Here are the extracted facts:
1. The speaker is in Ubatuba with three friends.
2. The speaker's name is Badu.
3. Afonso has a birthday coming up.
4. The speaker's partner has been with them for seven years.
5. They have been married for one year.
6. The speaker's partner woke up and remembered their "paper wedding" anniversary.
7. The speaker wants to have a diamond wedding anniversary.
8. The speaker's 8th birthday was marked by an argument between their parents.
9. The speaker's father refused to write a birthday message for them.
10. The speaker's mother decided to write the message anyway.
11. The speaker's father did not attend their birthday party.
12. The speaker's father was called a "crossword man" by their friends.
13. The speaker does not like it when people sing "Happy Birthday" in restaurants.
14. The speaker thinks it's weird to celebrate birthdays in public places.
15. The speaker's favorite birthday was their 8th birthday.