The provided text appears to be a transcript of a comedy show, specifically the monologue of comedian Maurício Meirelles, who is talking about his experiences and observations related to the internet.
He begins by mentioning that he's now verified on Instagram, which he finds amusing, and jokes about the concept of verification. He then shares his frustrations with spoilers on the internet, particularly regarding movies like the Avengers.
Meirelles also reminisces about the old days of the internet, specifically Orkut, a social networking site that was popular in Brazil. He shares humorous anecdotes about his experiences on the platform, including the use of "scrap" (a feature that allowed users to leave notes on each other's profiles) and the ability to add friends without their consent.
The comedian also talks about the internet's impact on society, joking that people are getting dumber due to the ease of access to information. He pokes fun at the concept of "coaching" on the internet, where people who have no experience or expertise offer advice on various topics.
Meirelles also shares his own experiences with internet addiction and the challenges of dealing with fake news and misinformation online. He concludes his monologue by joking about the internet's ability to bring people closer together, but also to create distance between those who are physically close.
Overall, the monologue is a humorous commentary on the quirks and challenges of the internet age.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is Maurício Meirelles.
2. He is a guest on a show called "The 4 Amigos Show".
3. The theme of the show is the internet.
4. Maurício Meirelles has been verified on Instagram.
5. He hates people who give spoilers on the internet.
6. He thinks the internet has made people more annoying.
7. He loves the old social network Orkut.
8. He thinks people are more bored after the internet.
9. He is addicted to the internet.
10. He hates YouTubers who claim to be life coaches.
11. He thinks the internet has become a big suggestion box.
12. He believes that people are more creative on the internet.
13. He has a theory that the internet has made people more boring.
14. He remembers using the internet at midnight in the past.
15. He thinks the internet has brought distant people closer but also distanced people who are close to us.
16. He believes that people look like demons when they're on their cell phones.
17. He is amazed that people still attend shows despite being on the internet.
18. He thinks that people talk a lot about updates on the internet.
19. He is not verified on Instagram, but his friend Alex helped him get verified.
20. He asks his audience to subscribe to his channel and leave a like.