The narrator, Pat, and his friend Jen, are playing a Minecraft game, specifically a challenge game where they have to fight the largest woman in Minecraft history, known as the Queen. They start by opening lucky blocks to get items, and Pat jokes about being depressed because he's not getting good items. They both get some useful items, including enchanted golden apples, but Pat feels that he did better.
As they prepare for the battle, they set up rules, including not mining until they throw something in, and that the person who dies the most in the battle is the loser. They also establish that they can teleport back into the arena if they get too far away.
During the battle, they use their items, including creeper repellent and golden apples, to fight the Queen. They also use their surroundings to their advantage, such as using blocks to block the Queen's beams. Despite the Queen's powerful attacks, they manage to whittle down her health.
However, Pat dies multiple times during the battle, while Jen does not die at all. In the end, Pat emerges victorious, having survived the battle and defeated the Queen. He jokes about winning and thanks his viewers for watching.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The challenge is to fight the largest woman in Minecraft history, known as the Queen.
2. The Queen eats diamond swords for breakfast.
3. To prepare for the battle, the players need to collect emeralds and buy items such as the Queen cutter, the Road Guardian set, creeper repellant, and the ultimate destroyer.
4. The players have 30 minutes to collect iron and set up for the battle.
5. The battle rules are: whoever dies the most in the battle is the loser, and the game ends when one player dies five times.
6. The players can teleport back to the arena if they get outside of it.
7. The Queen has 200 health points and can shoot beams that can kill the players.
8. The players can use potions, golden apples, and other items to help them during the battle.
9. The Queen is considered one of the hardest bosses in Minecraft history.
10. The challenge is part of a series, and the players will be playing twice a week.
11. The winner of the challenge will be declared the winner of the challenge games.