The given text appears to be a transcript of a prank video. Here's a concise summary:
The video starts with a guy (the prankster) talking to his friend (the victim) about a $5,000 bet on a basketball game. The victim doesn't watch basketball, but the prankster claims he won the bet.
The prankster then takes the victim to a tattoo shop, where he's supposed to get a tattoo. The tattoo artist (in on the prank) applies a "numbing cream" (actually just a Sharpie) to the victim's skin, making him think it's a real tattoo.
The victim is initially nervous but eventually relaxes, thinking the cream is working. The prankster and the tattoo artist continue to play along, making the victim believe he's getting a real tattoo.
However, things take a turn when the victim starts to get suspicious and asks to see the tattoo. The prankster reveals that it's just a Sharpie drawing, and the victim realizes he's been pranked.
Despite the initial shock, the victim takes the prank well and even agrees to be on camera for the prank show. The video ends with the prankster and the victim laughing and joking about the prank.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is a tattoo artist with a numbing cream that makes clients feel no pain during the tattooing process.
2. The speaker claims that the numbing cream has been effective for him for almost 10 years.
3. The speaker has a secret recipe for the numbing cream and won't reveal it to anyone.
4. The speaker has a shop where he tattoos clients and has a camera set up to film videos for his YouTube channel.
5. The speaker has a prank show where he tricks clients into thinking they're getting a real tattoo, but actually uses a Sharpie to draw on them.
6. The speaker offers a free tattoo to clients who participate in the prank show.
7. The speaker's YouTube channel is close to reaching 2 million subscribers.
8. The speaker's tattoo shop is called "Surreal Limit Tattoo."