The provided text appears to be a transcript of a stand-up comedy set or a humorous monologue. The content is largely improvisational and meandering, with the speaker jumping between various topics, including relationships, social media, and personal anecdotes.
Some recurring themes and jokes include:
* The speaker's opinions on women and relationships, including a humorous bit about women having a "little sign" to indicate their marital status.
* A rant about social media and the absurdity of online interactions.
* A joke about a man confessing to his wife that he has another woman.
* The speaker's experiences as a comedian and their observations about the comedy world.
* A series of jokes and one-liners about various topics, including Acapulco, cats, and pirates.
Throughout the text, the speaker frequently uses profanity and engages in self-deprecating humor. The tone is generally lighthearted and playful, with the speaker using humor to poke fun at themselves and the world around them.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker mentions that they have a song called "By the Grace of Stadiums," which was written by a singer-songwriter who won a Grammy for Best Song in 2012.
2. The speaker's career started on television, and they used to do shows throughout the republic.
3. The speaker brought a couple of singers and a ballet to perform tropical music.
4. The speaker is going on tour this year to South America.
5. The speaker will be uploading their tour to YouTube.
6. The speaker performed in Madrid at the Real Madrid-Atlético stadium.
7. The speaker recommends visiting Acapulco.
8. The speaker operates in the field of country comedians.
9. The speaker has a Twitter account and a fan page called "Costeño."
10. The speaker's social media accounts have been impersonated by pirate accounts.
11. The speaker will be performing in various cities, including those in South America.
Note: I excluded opinions and focused on extracting factual information from the text.