The speaker shares their personal story of their first kiss. They were 12 years old and had been crushing on a boy for four years. The kiss happened at their grandfather's beach house while playing hide and seek with friends. The boy initiated the kiss, and the speaker was nervous but went along with it.
The speaker also talks about how they had been practicing kissing by kissing a door and a plastic bag filled with water. They share their thoughts on what makes a good kisser and what doesn't, including not biting and not using teeth.
Throughout the story, the speaker is casual and conversational, often making jokes and asides. They also mention that they had been watching YouTube tutorials on how to kiss and that they had asked friends for advice on how to practice kissing.
The speaker's tone is lighthearted and humorous, and they seem to be enjoying sharing their story with their audience. They also offer some advice on kissing, including being relaxed and natural, and not trying to force it.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is sharing their experience of their first kiss.
2. The speaker was 12 years old when they had their first kiss.
3. The kiss was with a boy who the speaker had a crush on.
4. The kiss happened in a cinema, but the speaker doesn't remember the movie they were watching.
5. The speaker's friends were also present and were competing for the speaker's attention.
6. The speaker was nervous before the kiss and didn't eat for three days due to anxiety.
7. The speaker had previously practiced kissing with a friend using their hand to simulate the sensation.
8. The speaker also practiced kissing with a bag of water to get a sense of the sensation.
9. The speaker's first kiss was with a boy who was not their boyfriend at the time.
10. The speaker's first kiss was in a group setting, with friends present.
11. The speaker's first kiss was not a romantic or passionate experience, but rather a casual and experimental one.
12. The speaker has since had more experience with kissing and has developed their own preferences and techniques.