The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video, likely a cooking or comedy show. The host is making a cheeseburger and discussing his life, relationships, and thoughts throughout the process.
The host starts by talking about his self-love and then transitions to making a "Maddie's Patty" burger. He discusses his special sauce, which is a combination of 50% mustard, 25% ketchup, and 25% mayonnaise. He also adds diced onions and pickles to the sauce.
Throughout the video, the host interacts with his crew, including a sound guy and a production assistant. He also talks about his wife, who surprised him with a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day.
The host is sarcastic and self-deprecating, making jokes about his cooking and his personal life. He also engages with his audience, asking them to subscribe and hit the like button.
The video ends with the host eating the chocolates his wife gave him and expressing his disappointment with their quality. He also talks about his personal desires, including having nipple rings and being a different person.
Overall, the transcript is a humorous and lighthearted take on cooking and life, with the host's personality and wit shining through throughout.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker started their career in entertainment content building with a cheeseburger video.
2. The speaker's birthday is on February 7th.
3. Valentine's Day is on February 14th.
4. The speaker's wife surprised them with a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day.
5. The speaker is making a Maddie's Patty's burger.
6. The speaker's special sauce is called the M&P sauce.
7. The sauce is made with 50% mustard, 25% ketchup, and 25% mayonnaise.
8. The speaker is using a cast-iron pan to cook the burgers.
9. The speaker is making a double cheeseburger.
10. The burgers are cooked for 30 seconds.
11. The speaker is using a spoon to serve the burger.
12. The speaker's show is called "Just a -".
13. The show's first season consists of 12 episodes.
14. The speaker's team includes sound guy, PA Warren, and others.
15. The speaker is selling Maddie's Patties sauce soon.
16. The speaker is going to be homeless by the time the video comes out.
17. The speaker mentions a company called Ruka, owned by their friend Pat.
18. The speaker has made 12 videos prior to this one.
19. The speaker's wife brought them chocolates that they don't like.
20. The speaker has a crew that helps them make the show.