The story revolves around a boy who becomes infatuated with a girl who likes his friend Joseph, who has wings. The boy wants to fly to impress the girl and tries various methods, including eating spicy chicken wings and drinking Red Bull, believing the advertising slogan "Red Bull gives you wings." After getting injured from jumping off a roof, the boy decides to sue Red Bull for false advertising.
Later, the boy's lawyer suggests that if he wants to fly like Buzz Lightyear, he should strap himself to a rocket. The boy tries this method and ends up blowing up. He then decides to sue his lawyer and later tries to break his friend Joseph's wings with a hammer to prevent him from flying.
However, the boy eventually realizes that he shouldn't change who he is to impress a girl. In the end, he makes amends with Joseph, and they decide to fly together, appreciating their friendship and individuality.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator wants to fly and thinks that if he had wings, a girl would like him.
2. The narrator sees a commercial for Red Bull that says "Red Bull gives you wings."
3. The narrator drinks Red Bull and jumps off a roof, thinking he will grow wings and fly.
4. The narrator breaks his legs from the fall.
5. The narrator wants to sue Red Bull for false advertising.
6. The narrator's lawyer agrees to help him with the lawsuit.
7. Red Bull agrees to change their slogan to "Red Bull gives you wings" with three eyes in the word "wings".
8. The narrator wants to fly like Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story.
9. The narrator's lawyer suggests that if he wants to fly like Buzz Lightyear, he should strap himself to a rocket.
10. The narrator straps himself to a bottle rocket and tries to fly, but it explodes and he gets hurt.
11. The narrator wants to sue his lawyer for telling him to strap himself to a rocket.
12. The narrator breaks a Buzz Lightyear toy to try to use its wings to fly.
13. The narrator decides to strap himself to a real rocket to fly.
14. The narrator's friend Joseph has wings and can fly.
15. The narrator tries to break Joseph's wings with a hammer so that he can't fly and the girl will like him instead.
16. Joseph has a nightmare that the narrator is going to break his wings.
17. The narrator wishes upon a shooting star to have wings and thinks it worked.
18. The narrator tries to fly with a girl but drops her from 1,000 feet.
19. The narrator realizes that he shouldn't change who he is to impress a girl.