The narrator shares a series of humorous and embarrassing stories about their childhood antics, including trying to walk on water with floaties, making fake cookies to sell to friends, and attempting to fly like a superhero. They also share stories about their family members, such as a nephew who traded a toy for a bag of chips and a sister who tried to use a hair iron on a doll. The narrator asks their audience to share their own silly childhood stories and promises to respond with a new video soon.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The person was on Twitter for over 10 years.
2. They made a video about the dumbest things they did as a kid.
3. They jumped into a pool with floaties on their feet when they were four, thinking they could walk on water.
4. As a kid, they left a message with their house number on the bathroom wall in elementary school.
5. They made fake cookies by chewing up bread, forming it into a cookie shape, and putting peanut butter and sprinkles on top.
6. They sold these fake cookies to their friends for a quarter.
7. They once put a pancake in a fish tank to hide it from their parents.
8. They tried to reheat a grilled cheese sandwich in the microwave using wax paper.
9. The microwave blew up when they did this.
10. They put a pair of tweezers into an outlet when they were a kid.
11. They stuck a pair of scissors into a socket in their class.
12. They tried to cut their baby's hair with a literal iron.
13. They threw snow into their superintendent's driveway to try to get school canceled.
14. They put a potato down the toilet when they were little.
15. They took a fish out of its tank and petted it every day.
16. They tried to put out a candle with a tissue.
17. They jumped from a diving board into an empty swimming pool with two umbrellas as parachutes.
18. They ate M&Ms to hear them talk like in a commercial.
19. They put a penny in their nose to see if it would fit.
20. They tried to fly like a superhero when they were a kid.
21. They put a hamster in a Barbie suitcase and the hamster died.
22. They put a rabbit in a Barbie suitcase and the rabbit died.
23. They sat in the dryer and refused to let anyone use it.
24. They tried to hide their diary key in an electrical outlet.
25. They locked themselves in the dryer when they were a kid.
26. They ran into the street to save a bird from getting run over.
27. They ate a ton of grass to prove to their friends that they were part horse.
28. They convinced their friends that they were part wolf and raised by wolves.
29. They put toilet paper on top of a lamp to darken the light bulb.
30. They taught their daughter not to say anything while playing hide and seek.
31. They put their eye against a ball in t-ball, as per their dad's advice to "keep their eye on the ball."