The text appears to be a transcript of a Brazilian comedian discussing the country's elections and presidential debates. He pokes fun at various candidates, including Lula, Bolsonaro, and Simone Tebet, making light of their answers and antics during the debates. He also jokes about the candidates' strategies, their responses to questions, and their personalities. The comedian seems to be entertaining his audience by mocking the absurdity and theatricality of the debates, while also touching on issues like corruption and the handling of indigenous peoples.
1. The text mentions that it is election time in Brazil.
2. Lasier Martins is a candidate for deputy who is nationally famous in Brazil.
3. Felipe D'Avila is a candidate who is referred to by Lula as "Felipe da Vila".
4. A presidential debate was held on Band TV.
5. Lula gave a speech in which he claimed to have achieved various accomplishments during his presidency.
6. Simone Tebet, a presidential candidate, was compared to Patrícia Abravanel, Silvio Santos's daughter.
7. Ciro Gomes, a presidential candidate, had a confusing exchange with Corporal Daciolo during a debate.
8. Bolsonaro was compared to Smigol from the Lord of the Rings, due to his double personality.
9. Bolsonaro was asked about his relationship with Putin and his views on the war in Ukraine.
10. The text mentions that the author supports the Indians and has a nephew nicknamed "Indian".
11. Corporal Daciolo was mentioned as a candidate who was not present in the debate, but was remembered for a previous debate.
12. Ciro Gomes had a confusing exchange with Corporal Daciolo during a debate, in which Daciolo mentioned the "union of socialist republics of Latin America" and the "Illuminati".