FIQUEI PISTOLA COM ESSE SEGREDO - Summary

Summary

The text appears to be a transcript of a person reading anonymous secrets and sharing some of their own secrets. The secrets range from embarrassing childhood stories to confessions of mischief and wrongdoing. Some of the secrets include:

* Pretending to have been robbed to avoid getting in trouble for losing a bus ticket
* Throwing a cat out the window
* Breaking a window with rocks
* Setting off a car alarm and running away
* Vomiting in a river after eating too much
* Eating plaster from the wall
* Almost killing a cousin by making them eat something strange
* Stealing a pen drive from a school principal and burying it in a backyard
* Blaming someone else for getting hit and then almost hitting that person
* Breaking a perfume bottle and lying about it

The person reading the secrets seems to be amused by them and is encouraging others to share their own secrets anonymously. They plan to continue making videos with anonymous secrets and are open to receiving more secrets from viewers.

Facts

1. The speaker is 22 years old.
2. The speaker dates women who are 32 years old.
3. The speaker has a 19-year-old niece who they like more than their 32-year-old date.
4. The speaker threw their cat out the window when they were 16, but the cat did not die.
5. The speaker stole their brother's phone to play at an internet café.
6. The speaker's teacher took their phone and gave it to their brother by mistake.
7. The speaker was at their grandfather's house and walked in on him in the bathroom.
8. The speaker pretended to have been robbed to avoid getting in trouble for losing their mother's ticket card.
9. The speaker was 7 years old when they played with Barbie dolls, but their mother does not know about it.
10. The speaker used to eat the plaster from the walls at school.
11. The speaker's school was closed for a month to repaint the walls because the paint was peeling and children were eating it.
12. The speaker made their cousin eat the plaster from the wall.
13. The speaker's family has not found out that they broke their mother's perfume.
14. The speaker was sent to the school board because they drew a realistic picture of a girl.
15. The speaker is afraid of butterflies.
16. The speaker downloaded the TV show "It's Us" and watched it at home.