The content appears to be a transcript of a confession video by a person, referred to as "A Dub," who shares various secrets and stories about their life, including:
* Shoplifting underwear and clothing as a child
* Trying to break their arm to avoid school
* Engaging in inappropriate behavior with a friend in first grade
* Accidentally killing their aunt's goldfish and blaming it on their brother
* Spiking a friend's drink with sunscreen as an act of revenge
* Insecurities about their body and being bullied
* Secretly spying on their brother's online conversations and discovering his explicit content
* Experiencing trauma after witnessing their brother's explicit video
* Accidentally eating a fly while riding a bike
* Being involved in a prank that led to a friend getting injured
* Expressing anger towards someone who bullied a friend
* Making a joke about killing someone if they don't get 200,000 likes on their video.
Throughout the video, A Dub shares these secrets with their best friend, Jen, and invites their audience to share their thoughts and engage with their content.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator used to shoplift underwear and clothes with their friend Jen.
2. They got caught by a store security guard and were taken to the police station.
3. The narrator's parents had to pick them up from the police station.
4. The narrator was banned from the store (Hot Topic) for a year.
5. The narrator prayed to break their arm before school so they wouldn't have to attend.
6. When that didn't work, they tried to break their arm by banging it against corners and edges.
7. The narrator had an experience with a friend in first grade where they touched each other's private parts with their feet.
8. The narrator accidentally killed their aunt's goldfish by overfeeding it.
9. The narrator blamed the death of the goldfish on their brother.
10. The narrator had a friend who asked them to try something they saw on TV in the school bathroom.
11. The narrator's friend asked them to pull down their trousers and touch them inappropriately.
12. The narrator was confused but did it anyway.
13. The friend stopped being friends with the narrator after a while.
14. The narrator still sees the friend around but they don't speak.
15. The narrator was a tall and insecure 12-year-old who felt self-conscious about their body.
16. The narrator volunteered at their local church and caught head lice from one of the children.
17. They pretended to be tired and leaned on their friends' shoulders to infect them with head lice.
18. The narrator had a friend who moved to Florida and then came back to live next door.
19. The narrator started dating the friend, but only after trying to sabotage their relationship with someone else.
20. The narrator's boyfriend put his drool on a tampon and inserted it into the narrator's vagina, causing it to get hot and scar the narrator's vagina.
21. The narrator has a brother who is two years younger.
22. The narrator spied on their brother's phone conversations and saw him exchanging dirty talk with girls.
23. The narrator's brother sent them a video of someone jerking off, which the narrator believes was their brother.
24. The narrator is traumatized by the memory of the video.
25. The narrator rode their bike home with friends and accidentally ate a fly.
26. The narrator's friend was involved in a car accident and broke their leg and arm.
27. The narrator was sent to juvenile home but still keeps in contact with the friend.
28. The narrator's friend passed away due to cancer before graduating high school.