What's The Best Mascara To Cry In - Summary

Summary

The author tested various mascaras to see which ones would create the most dramatic look when crying. They applied different mascaras, used eyedrops to simulate tears, and then evaluated the results. The mascaras tested included both high-end and drugstore brands, such as Wet n Wild, L'Oreal, Covergirl, Dior, Marc Jacobs, Tarte, and more. The author found that buxom lash mascara and Benefit's They're Real! mascara performed well, creating a dark, dramatic look. However, the author noted that some mascaras were too watery or didn't hold up well to tears. The experiment was done in a humorous and lighthearted way, with the author referencing The Bachelor and other pop culture references. In the end, the author concluded that buxom lash mascara was the best for creating a dramatic, tear-stained look.

Facts

Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. The experiment started after someone tweeted at the author with an idea to test different mascaras and cry to see which one creates the best effect.
2. The author tested several mascaras from various brands, including Wet and Wild, L'Oreal, Covergirl, and Maybelline.
3. The author used eyedrops to simulate crying while testing the mascaras.
4. The author rated the mascaras based on how well they held up to tears and how dramatic they looked.
5. The author found that the Buxom Lash mascara performed well and created a dramatic effect.
6. The author also tested high-end mascaras, including ones from Marc Jacobs and Tarte.
7. The author noted that some mascaras had a waxy consistency that didn't perform well with tears.
8. The author concluded that the Buxom Lash mascara was the best overall for creating a dramatic effect with tears.

Note: I excluded any subjective opinions or humorous anecdotes from the text, focusing only on the factual information.