The vlog starts with the host, Logan Paul, talking to his friend Evan about their day. Logan mentions that he wants to film a prank video, but first, they need to clean up a mess in his house. Someone had walked in with poop on their shoes and tracked it all over the floor.
Logan and Evan try to clean up the mess, but it's a difficult task. Logan is frustrated and angry, especially since he had asked his friend Beth to stay out of his house earlier that day.
Later, Logan and his friends decide to film a sketch, but things take a turn when Logan tries to use a fire-shooting device. He ends up burning his roommate's eyebrow, causing him a lot of pain.
Despite the setbacks, the group continues to film their vlog, and Logan thanks his viewers for watching. He also gives a shout-out to a fan from Denmark who had turned on notifications for his channel.
The vlog ends with Logan and Evan planning to continue making content and "slaying the internet" the next day.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The video starts with the host talking about his day and addressing a few things.
2. The host had a new fashion style, wearing a shirt with a dick on it.
3. There's a girl on his balcony, but he doesn't know who she is or why she's there.
4. The host and his friend Evan are going to get some food and then shoot a video.
5. The host asks if they should do a specific type of video, and Evan agrees.
6. The host locks the door and says "who is this girl?" but then reveals it's a joke.
7. The host introduces a girl named Beth, who is his wife and "bully."
8. The host and Beth go to a restaurant to eat breakfast.
9. The host orders a healthy breakfast burrito, and Evan gets a "wakey wakey eggs and Bakey."
10. The host talks about a previous video that got 226,000 likes in less than 24 hours.
11. The host and Evan go to a parking garage, and Evan's car is not there.
12. The host jokes that Evan's car is gone, but it's just a joke.
13. The host and Evan walk to breakfast, but it's too late, and they already have umbrellas.
14. The host talks about a video they're going to shoot, and Evan doesn't want to be filmed.
15. The host says he's going to make Evan famous on YouTube.
16. The host and Evan arrive at a restaurant and thank Beth for driving them.
17. The host talks about the food they're eating and shows the camera the healthy breakfast burrito.
18. The host mentions that a restaurant has a chandelier made out of silverware.
19. The host and Evan go back to their house, but someone has walked in with poop on their shoes.
20. The host is upset and says it's not funny.
21. The host talks to Beth about the poop and says she needs to clean it up.
22. Beth doesn't want to clean it up, and the host says he's not going to clean it up either.
23. The host asks someone else to clean it up, and they agree.
24. The host talks about a sketch they're going to shoot, and it's about a counselor.
25. The host introduces a girl named Kelly, who is going to shoot the sketch.
26. The host and Kelly shoot the sketch, and it's about a bad counselor.
27. The host talks about a fire shooting device and says he's going to use it.
28. The host shoots the device, and it works.
29. The host talks to someone named Jake, who witnessed the shooting.
30. The host talks about a phrase that people use to describe certain situations.
31. The host says that what just happened is the only thing that has ever been "lit."
32. The host talks about a burn on his eyebrow and says it hurts.
33. The host says that Mark, his roommate, burnt his eyebrow.
34. Mark says he's not stoked about it, and the host says he's not joking.
35. The host talks about a notification shout-out and says it goes to someone named coach Paul.
36. The host says that today was a good day, and he will see his viewers tomorrow.