The speaker, a comedian, shares a story about meeting a handsome and strong man, a jiu-jitsu fighter, at a dinner with friends. They hit it off, and she finds herself attracted to him. However, she's also intimidated by his strength and his mother, who is a nightclub bouncer. The comedian recounts a series of events, including a night of drinking and a subsequent encounter at a show, where she and the man eventually end up together.
The story takes a darker turn when the comedian reveals that the man slapped her during sex, which she found painful and overwhelming. Despite this, she continues to see him and even starts to admire his strength. However, she eventually sends him away, citing her fear of being hurt.
Throughout the story, the comedian uses humor to cope with the situations she finds herself in, often making light of the more serious moments. The narrative is a mix of funny anecdotes, witty observations, and self-deprecating humor, showcasing the comedian's ability to turn even the most uncomfortable experiences into comedic gold.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker went out to dinner with a friend named Vinícius.
2. The speaker met a man who was a jiu-jitsu fighter and a brown belt.
3. The man was strong, handsome, and polite.
4. The speaker was not ready for a relationship, but was attracted to the man.
5. The man's mother is a nightclub bouncer.
6. The speaker checked the man's Instagram and found photos of him with a hot woman.
7. The speaker was drunk on their first date.
8. The speaker had sex with the man while drunk, which they later regretted.
9. The speaker was scared of the man's strength and thought he might hurt them.
10. The man reassured the speaker that he would not hurt them and that they could set boundaries.
11. The speaker's mother is insecure and feeds the speaker's insecurity.
12. The speaker's mother thought the man was a good catch.
13. The speaker was slapped by the man during sex.
14. The speaker was shocked and didn't know how to react.
15. The speaker thought about leaving the man, but decided to stay.
16. The speaker had a conversation with the man about setting boundaries and respecting each other's needs.