This text appears to be a stream-of-consciousness or free-form speech, possibly from a YouTube video, podcast, or social media live stream. The speaker jumps between various topics, including food, travel, entertainment, and personal anecdotes.
Some specific topics mentioned include:
* Eating at KFC and all-you-can-eat oyster restaurants
* Visiting Osaka and experiencing a loud bang
* Trying various foods, such as Deore melon parfait and soup curry
* Discussing the merits of different types of coffee
* Mentioning a web shop and a company called Tsutaya
* Talking about a person named Abe and a child who might be a "stuffy child"
* Discussing a couple who looked like doctors and a high professional
* Apologizing to the audience and mentioning a schedule
The text also includes numerous non-sequiturs, tangents, and seemingly unrelated phrases, making it difficult to discern a clear narrative or meaning.
Here are the extracted facts:
1. There are only four all-you-can-eat oyster stores in Japan.
2. Only one of the all-you-can-eat oyster stores is located in the Kanto region.
3. The key for something was decided in April.
4. There is a DJ bar.
5. Someone is going to eat KFC.
6. The liver is not good for eating.
7. There is a 30th anniversary of something.
8. Someone is in Australia.
9. There is a company called Hapito store.
10. Someone was an actor before doing something else.
11. There is a web shop that sells something.
12. Someone's mom is named Maple.
13. There is a product called Fafa food.
14. Someone wants to eat spoon Apaso.
15. The year 2005 is mentioned as a significant year for something.
16. There is a person named Abe Blue Sar.
17. Someone is a high professional.
18. There is a person named Suzuki.
19. There is a person named Aso.
20. There is a schedule to check out.