The provided text appears to be a script or transcript of a YouTube video, likely a comedy sketch or vlog, that features a person talking about and interacting with their Nintendo 3DS handheld console. The content is humorous and lighthearted, with the person joking about various topics, including the console itself, video games, and technology.
Throughout the script, the person engages in different scenarios, such as trying to decide which console to get rid of to make room for the Nintendo Switch, playing games, and smashing objects for YouTube views. They also reference other YouTube channels, video games, and pop culture.
The script includes various skits, jokes, and one-liners, as well as some self-aware commentary about the nature of YouTube content creation. The tone is playful and sarcastic, with the person often breaking the fourth wall and addressing the audience directly.
Overall, the script appears to be a comedic take on the gaming and tech communities, with a focus on humor and entertainment rather than serious commentary or critique.
1. The Nintendo Switch is coming out soon.
2. The person has to get rid of one of their current Nintendo consoles.
3. The person has a 3DS and a Wii U.
4. The person has a new 3DS XL.
5. The 3DS XL is 90% bigger than the original 3DS.
6. The person has three 3DS consoles.
7. The person is playing a game on their 3DS.
8. The person is using a 3DS XL to play a game.
9. The person has a MacBook Pro.
10. The person is smashing their MacBook Pro.
11. The person is reviewing their new 3DS XL.
12. The person is playing Paper Mario Color Splash on their 3DS.
13. The person's favorite Paper Mario game is Paper Mario: Sticker Star.
14. The person is playing a game on their 3DS and using it as a camera.
15. The person is trying to take a photo of something with their 3DS.
16. The person's mom got them a broken stereo and a working CD player to smash for YouTube revenue.
17. The person is smashing a 3DS and a CD player.
18. The 3DS is tough and can withstand damage.
19. The person's 3DS is next to their Chinese MacBook charger.
20. The person is leaving their 3DS next to their notes instead of the charger.
21. The person's 3DS is not catching on fire.
22. The person is moving to a new house during winter break.
23. The person is filming their last video in their current house.
24. The person is asking for support on Patreon.