The speaker describes a situation where they feel like a monster is taking over their life, and they're trying to convince someone, possibly a friend or family member, that they are the real person. They explain that the monster is pretending to be them and is trying to take their place in their life, including their relationships and home. The speaker is desperate to find a way to prove their identity and stop the monster from continuing to impersonate them. They come up with a plan to sneak into their home, gather evidence, and convince the people around them that they are the real person. The conversation is interspersed with the speaker's thoughts and feelings, as well as some seemingly unrelated topics and asides.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is trying to convince someone that they are the real person, not a monster.
2. The speaker's life has been taken over by a monster who looks like them.
3. The speaker has a girlfriend who they want to protect from the monster.
4. The speaker has a plan to prove their identity and take back their life.
5. The speaker mentions a "Golden Wand" that is a key to a different dimension.
6. The speaker is trying to contact someone named Versa to help them with their plan.
7. The speaker is from Brazil.
8. The speaker is trying to sneak into their own house to gather information and come up with a plan to defeat the monster.
9. The speaker has a hard time convincing people that they are the real person and not the monster.
10. The speaker is trying to find a way to reverse the situation and take back their life.
11. The speaker mentions that there are multiple dimensions and that the monster is from a different dimension.
12. The speaker is trying to gather allies to help them defeat the monster.
13. The speaker is trying to come up with a test to prove their identity to their girlfriend and others.
14. The speaker is trying to find a way to communicate with their girlfriend without being detected by the monster.
15. The speaker is trying to gather information about the monster's plans and weaknesses.