The speaker recounts his experiences with problematic elevator incidents in his Moscow neighborhood, specifically with drunk individuals. He shares three stories:
1. A drunk man named Mishka defecated in the elevator, and the speaker's brother forced him to clean up the mess with his jacket.
2. A drunk man named Uncle Valera tried to take chips from the speaker's friend Denis, leading to a physical altercation in the elevator.
3. The speaker encountered Uncle Valera again in the elevator, where he fell and broke a mirror. The speaker showed no concern for Valera's well-being, and Valera died two days later from cardiac arrest due to drunkenness.
The speaker concludes that some individuals, particularly those prone to destructive behavior, cannot appreciate or respect civilized amenities like elevators and well-maintained public spaces.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator purchased 100 items on the lawn and a basket for 10,000 rubles.
2. The narrator used a coupon to get a 10,000 ruble discount.
3. The narrator found a promotional code for pennies on a channel called "Leaking Freebies".
4. The narrator lived in a disadvantaged area in the south of Moscow as a child.
5. The area was previously an industrial zone with factories and iron factories.
6. The area was renovated and improved over time.
7. The narrator's building had a typical Khrushchevka elevator with wooden doors and plastic buttons.
8. The elevator was often vandalized with graffiti and declarations of love.
9. The narrator's brother kicked a drunk man named Mishan in the elevator for defecating and urinating inside.
10. The drunk man, Mishan, was a frequent troublemaker in the building.
11. The narrator's friend Denis was a strong and athletic classmate who hated drunks.
12. Denis got into a physical altercation with a drunk man named Uncle Valera in the elevator.
13. Uncle Valera died two days after the altercation, reportedly due to cardiac arrest caused by drunkenness.
14. Uncle Valera's body was not discovered until a month later.
Note that I excluded opinions and focused on extracting factual information from the text.