The content appears to be an audio transcript of a YouTube video where a commentator is reacting to Kay's cooking channel, specifically her attempt to make an English breakfast with vegan scrambled eggs, a bean burger, a cheese toasty, a Spanish omelette, and a chocolate lemon curd tart. The commentator is highly critical of Kay's cooking, questioning the ingredients, methods, and presentation of each dish. They also make humorous remarks about Kay's mistakes, her Iron Maiden shirts, and her lack of skills in the kitchen. The commentator encourages viewers to subscribe to Kay's channel to reach 100k subscribers, despite her questionable cooking abilities.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is revisiting a channel called "Kay's Cooking".
2. Kay's Cooking uploaded a few videos in the last four months.
3. The speaker is watching Kay's videos for the first time in a while.
4. Kay is making a vegan scrambled egg dish.
5. Kay uses egg powder as an egg substitute.
6. Kay's egg powder comes from Holland.
7. Kay is making a bean burger.
8. Kay is using uncooked black beans.
9. Kay is making a Spanish omelette.
10. Kay's Spanish omelette is not a traditional Spanish omelette, but rather a potato, onion, and sausage dish.
11. Kay is making a cheese toasty.
12. Kay uses grated cheese for the cheese toasty.
13. Kay is making a chocolate lemon curd tart.
14. Kay uses pre-rolled pastries for the tart.
15. Kay's lemon curd is not centered in the tart.
16. Kay is selling merchandise through Facebook.
17. Kay has not reached 100,000 subscribers on YouTube.
18. The speaker is encouraging viewers to subscribe to Kay's channel.