The provided text is a sarcastic review of the film "Ulans Ballad" (also known as "Ulan Ballad" or "Ulanskaya Balada"), directed by Oleg Fisenko. The reviewer mocks the film's poor production quality, absurd plot, and numerous historical inaccuracies.
The film is a patriotic epic that supposedly commemorates the bicentenary of the Battle of Borodino, but it appears to be a low-budget, poorly made production with terrible acting, editing, and special effects. The reviewer ridicules the film's attempts to recreate historical events, pointing out anachronisms and absurdities.
The plot of the film is convoluted and nonsensical, involving a traitor, a crown, and a hot air balloon. The reviewer pokes fun at the film's over-the-top action sequences, poor stunts, and cringe-worthy dialogue.
Throughout the review, the author uses sarcasm and ridicule to express their disdain for the film, its director, and its production team. They imply that the film is a waste of time and money, and that the creators are incompetent and dishonest.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The film "Uhlan Ballad" was made for the bicentenary of the Battle of Borodino.
2. The film cost $5 million, mostly government money.
3. Oleg Fisenko was the director of the film.
4. The Battle of Borodino was the bloodiest one-day battle in history, with 135,000 Napoleon's soldiers against 113,000 Kutuzov's soldiers.
5. The film features a character named Beata, who is the bride of a man named Usan.
6. The film's plot involves a traitor who is working with the French.
7. The traitor is revealed to be a character named Pani March.
8. The film features a hot air balloon that takes off and is involved in a fight between the gay character and the traitor.
9. The film ends with the traitor setting fire to a basket with explosives.
10. The film's budget was $5 million.
11. The film was made for the bicentenary of the Battle of Borodino.
12. The film's director is Oleg Fisenko.
13. The film features a character named Bezrukov, who is a lieutenant.
14. The film features a character named Prince Kiknadze, who is a Caucasian.
15. The film features a character named Aslan, who is a Russian.