The narrator attempts to break various world records in a video game, including driving through loops, reaching high speeds, jumping long distances, and smashing through pianos. They use different vehicles and try various techniques to achieve their goals.
The narrator starts by trying to drive through 68 loops, a world record, and successfully beats it by completing 69 loops. They then attempt to break the speed record of 634 miles per hour and reach a speed of 3,400 miles per hour using a car called the V10 Destroyer.
Next, they try to drive through 11 rollers, a world record, and successfully complete 14 rollers. They then attempt to break the record for the farthest distance a car has traveled while being shot out of a cannon, reaching a distance of over 700 yards.
The narrator also tries to break the record for the fastest time to reach 500 miles per hour, using various vehicles, including a cheese grater and a shopping cart. They eventually succeed using the shopping cart, reaching a speed of 9,000 miles per hour.
Finally, they attempt to break the record for the most pianos smashed by a car, using the V10 Destroyer, and successfully smash through 25 pianos.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The current world record for loops driven through is 68.
2. The player broke the record by driving through 69 loops.
3. The player's car reached a speed of 1,500 miles per hour.
4. The player's car exploded while traveling at 2,000 miles per hour.
5. The player's car reached a speed of 3,000 miles per hour.
6. The current world record for speed is 634 miles per hour.
7. The player set a new world record for speed at 3,400 miles per hour.
8. The current world record for most rollers driven through in one go is 11 rollers.
9. The player set a new world record for most rollers driven through in one go at 14 rollers.
10. The current world record for the furthest distance a car has traveled while being shot out of a cannon is 423 yards.
11. The player's car traveled 700 yards while being shot out of a cannon, potentially beating the record.
12. The player's car reached infinity yards while being shot out of a cannon, but it's unclear if this counts as a record.
13. The current world record for the furthest distance a car has traveled while being hit by a hammer is 200 yards.
14. The player set a new world record for the furthest distance a car has traveled while being hit by a hammer at 204 yards.
15. The current world record for the fastest time to get up to 500 miles per hour is 20 seconds.
16. The player attempted to break the record using a cheese grater, a giant heel, a supercar, and a shopping cart, but only the shopping cart succeeded.
17. The player's shopping cart reached 9,000 miles per hour.
18. The current world record for the fastest train speed is 201 miles per hour.
19. The player's train reached 228 miles per hour, setting a new world record.
20. The player set a new world record for how many pianos a car can smash through at 25 pianos.