The narrator is a person who loves makeup but is running late and can't find their cosmetics bag. They suspect that someone named Samantha might have taken it. To prevent their makeup from being found, they decide to hide it by disguising it as fruits. They create a pomegranate out of a Styrofoam ball, felt, and paint to hide their foundation, a banana to hide their lip gloss, a carambola to hide their mascara, an orange to hide their face powder, a pineapple to hide their lotion, and a lychee to hide their lip balm. They use various materials like glue, felt, paint, and foil to create the disguises. Throughout the process, they interact with someone named Sam, who is unaware of their plans. In the end, the narrator successfully hides their makeup and is pleased with the results.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is trying to hide their makeup from someone named Sam and Samantha.
2. They are using creative methods to disguise their makeup, such as turning a foundation bottle into a pomegranate.
3. They use a styrofoam ball, felt, and glue to create the pomegranate shape.
4. They also use paint to add color and details to the pomegranate.
5. The speaker hides their lip gloss inside an artificial banana.
6. They use hot glue to secure the lip gloss inside the banana.
7. The speaker also hides their mascara inside a carambola (a type of fruit).
8. They use glue sticks and a glue gun to attach the mascara to the carambola shape.
9. The speaker paints the carambola green to make it look more realistic.
10. They also use a blow dryer to smooth out the surface of the carambola.
11. The speaker hides their face powder inside an orange.
12. They use a styrofoam ball and paint to create the orange shape.
13. The speaker attaches a green stem to the top of the orange using glue.
14. They use an orange pencil to create small dents on the surface of the orange.
15. The speaker hides their lotion inside a pineapple.
16. They use foil, glue, and felt to create the pineapple shape.
17. The speaker attaches green leaves to the top of the pineapple using glue.
18. They use a lychee-shaped lip balm and dip it in styrofoam crumbs to create a lychee-like texture.
19. The speaker paints the lychee white and adds hot pink and green paint to make it look more realistic.
20. The speaker successfully fools someone into thinking their makeup is actually fruit.