shower thoughts that keep me up at night.. - Summary

Summary

The text is a transcript of a video that explores various interesting and weird facts about life, the universe, and human behavior. The narrator shares a range of observations, from the fact that the Earth's population has doubled in the past 50 years, to the idea that our brains are the only organs that know they're organs, and that we're all living in a unique orbit with the nearest galaxy, Andromeda.

The narrator also touches on the concept of time, noting that every second, the Earth moves into a new position in space that it has never been before and will never return to again. Additionally, the narrator explores the idea that our senses are limited, and that there may be other senses that we can't perceive because we don't have the means to.

The text also delves into the world of language, pointing out the quirks of the English language, such as the fact that the word "crane" is the 9,618th most used word in the language. The narrator also discusses the concept of evolution, noting that our brains have evolved to be incredibly quick at processing information, but not instantaneous.

Throughout the text, the narrator uses humor and wit to make observations about everyday life, from the fact that we all take medicine with warning labels not to operate heavy machinery, to the idea that our phones are breeding grounds for bacteria. The narrator also touches on the concept of money and taxes, noting that taxes are like a subscription to our country that we can't cancel.

Overall, the text is a lighthearted and entertaining exploration of the weird and wonderful aspects of life, the universe, and human behavior.

Facts

Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. The Earth's population has doubled in the past 50 years.
2. It took almost 2 million years to reach a population of 3.7 billion in 1971.
3. For every person alive today, there are about 15 dead people throughout all of human history.
4. The Earth is revolving around the Sun, and the Sun is revolving around the center of our galaxy.
5. Our galaxy is in a unique orbit with the nearest galaxy to our own, Andromeda.
6. Every second, the Earth is moving into a new position in space that it has never been before and will never return to again.
7. If you could seal just the second of life from everyone on Earth, you'd be able to survive for nearly 240 years.
8. Two people can be born at the same exact time but have different birthdays or even be born in different years due to time zones.
9. The brain takes time to process information, and technically, your body is living ever-so-slightly in the future.
10. Learning the top 100 words in most languages will usually contain at least 50% of the words you use in everyday conversation.
11. There are about 730 hours in a month, and if you work a full-time job, you'll be working at least 160 hours a month.
12. The only reason we want or feel the need to make money is to get rid of it in the end.
13. For a very brief second, every 19-year-old is the oldest teenager in the world.
14. Every single person alive was at one point the youngest person in the entire world.
15. There are only two days in your entire lifetime that aren't 24 hours long: the day you're born and the day you die.
16. The rich used to pay the poor for their entertainment, but today the poor pay the rich for entertainment.
17. YouTube is older than some people watching this video.
18. There's only a very brief period in human history where videos can actually be trusted as evidence.
19. Antarctica is probably the smartest and most educated continent on Earth, considering it's populated almost exclusively by scientists.
20. The brain is the only organ that knows it's actually an organ, and it actually named itself.