The text discusses various everyday preferences and habits, often using the phrase "there are two types of people" to categorize individuals. Topics include:
1. Email management: The speaker is overwhelmed by their inbox and wishes someone could manage it for them.
2. Pronunciation of "GIF": The speaker is unsure whether to pronounce it with a hard or soft "G."
3. French fry toppings: The speaker prefers ketchup on the side to avoid soggy fries.
4. Alarm settings: The speaker has multiple alarms set, including duplicates, and is surprised that 41% of people have their alarms organized.
5. Toilet paper orientation: The speaker prefers the toilet paper roll to be on top.
6. Sandwich construction: The speaker likes to put the filling on both sides of the bread, but also enjoys a traditional sandwich.
7. Beverage preferences: The speaker is not a fan of caffeine, but if they had to choose, they prefer Coca-Cola.
8. Chicken wing vs. drumstick: The speaker prefers the drumstick for its meatiness.
9. Music organization: The speaker's music library is unorganized, and they prefer to buy music rather than organize it.
10. Pizza crust: The speaker eats the crust, especially if it's good and has a dip.
11. Mario Kart characters: The speaker prefers Toad.
12. Corn on the cob: The speaker enjoys eating corn on the cob, but also eats it in a bowl.
13. Toothpaste orientation: The speaker dislikes when the toothpaste tube is squeezed from the middle, making it hard to get the paste out.
14. Phone typing: The speaker prefers typing up and down, not sideways.
15. Nutella consumption: The speaker eats Nutella with a spoon, but also likes to spread it.
16. Laughing expressions: The speaker prefers to type "haha" instead of "lol" when laughing.
17. Starburst flavors: The speaker can't choose between orange and yellow, but leans towards orange.
18. Conversation starters: The speaker's response to "what's wrong?" depends on who they're talking to.
19. Bookmarking: The speaker is guilty of not using bookmarks and instead holds the book.
20. Game name entry: The speaker always enters their own name in games to get credit for defeating the villain.
21. Kit Kat bars: The speaker is outraged by people who break the bar into pieces instead of eating it whole.
22. Wiping: The speaker is unaware of the "sit wipe" method and finds it weird.
The text is a lighthearted, humorous exploration of everyday preferences and habits, often using the speaker's own experiences and opinions to illustrate the points being made.
1. The speaker has 8,743 unread emails in their inbox.
2. 65% of the speaker's audience has at least one unread email.
3. 89% of people want to keep their fingers clean while eating fries.
4. 59% of people do not delete old alarms on their phones.
5. 41% of people have their alarms organized and know what time they are waking up.
6. 76% of people prefer to put the toilet paper on top of the roll.
7. 91% of people write :) sideways.
8. 76% of people prefer to eat pizza crust.
9. 91% of people eat corn on the cob.
These facts were extracted from the text without including any opinions or personal views expressed by the speaker.